Penny’s vehicle is finally in the shop for repairs, I only have to work for half an hour on my day off, and I may only owe my old landlord $200 instead of $700.

Things are looking up …?

juliedillon:

This is an entry I made for Helpful Bear Productions’ Kaiju Design contest.  (which is still ongoing, btw, if you want to enter!) Rather than design one full kaiju, I wanted to try playing around with bigger interlocking shapes and see if I could squeeze various creatures together. 

juliedillon:

This is an entry I made for Helpful Bear Productions’ Kaiju Design contest.  (which is still ongoing, btw, if you want to enter!) Rather than design one full kaiju, I wanted to try playing around with bigger interlocking shapes and see if I could squeeze various creatures together. 

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

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what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes

that’s like 93,889 too many

what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

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sackdollsandy:

avalon-asylum:

sackdollsandy:

YES THEY HAD PLANNED IT SINCE THE BEGINNING AND BASED HIS ACTIONS ON IT SEE HERE

The thing in the very last scene that falls into the ocean in the distance isn’t actually Clover, or his egg, or his mother. It’s actually a Tagruato (the company that Rob’s going to work for and that owns Slusho, as well as the Chuai drilling rig that Clover knocks over before the movie and during the viral marketing) satellite ChimpanzIII, sent down to observe the sleeping newborn Clover. However, the satellite woke Clover, and when his mother wasn’t there, he panicked. All of the destruction resulting was basically the equivalent of a toddler wandering around looking for momma and stamping through an antpile.

If you rewatch the movie with this in mind you start to notice that Clover almost never intends any damage (aside from the Statue of Liberty’s head, which he pulled off and attempted to eat only to discard when it turned out inedible). They even changed the bridge scene to stick with this; originally he reached out and knocked it down, but they changed it to his tail bringing it down to emphasize that he’s mostly unaware of his surroundings and doesn’t realize how strong he is. Any buildings knocked down are accidental from him running and flailing in a panic, and while he is confirmed to eat people, it’s mostly with his fleshy midsection tubes, which could be assumd to have no tastebuds and may be doing so autonomously. The one time he eats a human with his mouth onscreen, he only bites off half and leaves the rest, so it could be inferred that he hates the taste of people (or their clothes). Makes sense, since his primary source of nourishment has always been seabed nectar, the highly addictive subterranaen substance used in Slusho (and what the Chuai rig was actually drilling for).

GABY CAN YOU TELL I’M OBSESSED WITH THIS MOVIE

HOLY CRAP SANDY

TELL ME MORE

OKAY THIS TIME I’M GONNA EXPAND UPON THE CHUAI STATION, TAGRUATO, AND SOME BACKGROUND CHARACTERS NAMED TEDDY AND JAMIE

NOW TEDDY AND JAMIE AREN’T BACKGROUND CHARACTERS IN THE MOVIE EXCEPT MAYBE JAMIE WHO YOU CAN SEE AT THE PARTY FOR A SECOND

THEY ONLY FEATURE IN A SINGLE PLOTLINE OF THE ARG

Teddy is (or was) an undercover agent of TIDO Wave, a group labeled as Eco-terrorists who oppose Tagruato for their supposed oil drilling. Of course, they’re unaware that a.) Tagruato is actually drilling for a substance named “seabed’s nectar” to be used in their Slusho drinks, and b.) they’re also keeping an eye on Clover, who along with his parasites survives off the stuff. Before the attack on Chuai, Teddy discovers the nectar, and is kidnapped by Tagruato. He manages to send a box containing an audio message explaining his kidnapping and a sample of nectar to his long distance girlfriend, Jamie, for protection.

Jamie, who runs a video blog, opens the box on tape and doesn’t believe Teddy, thinking it’s an elaborate break up excuse. After calling Tagruato and being told that they have no information on Teddy (and getting harassed by them when she doesn’t give them her address because LEAVE NO EVIDENCE) she gets more pissed and on video INGESTS THE FUCKIN SEABED NECTAR ALL OF IT WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT IS WOW JAMIE HONEY I KNOW YOU LOVED THIS GUY BUT DAMN.

Jamie is seen in the movie passed out on the couch at the party, after getting massively intoxicated from the nectar. She is presumed dead after the movie.

Meanwhile, it is believed Teddy died in the “collapse” of the Chuai drilling station. Here’s a link to the “news clip”; honestly it’s one of the coolest parts of the ARG.

Also after seeing how bad Jamie reacted to ingesting the nectar, it could be assumed that mass-produced Slusho drinks, containing the nectar, would be highly addictive and get anyone who drinks even one drink hooked. And the long term effects are still unknown and probably EXTREMELY FUCKING DANGEROUS. So yeah by destroying the Chuai station and most likely exposing Tagruato by destroying their tanker carrying Slusho in the harbor, Clover may have just saved the world from the worst drug in the history of humanity.

TL;DR don’t drink unlabeled shit sent by a guy you don’t trust enough to continue dating and also Clover isn’t just a nonvillain he’s kinda a hero

I AM ACTUALLY A CLOVERFIELD EXPERT GABY ISN’T THIS FUCKING SURREAL

spankzilla85:

inushige:

「末日巨獣」/「珍緑」の作品 [pixiv] #pixitail

GOOD GOD.

I was totally going to draw this evening, but I figured that I’d have yet another massive mental breakdown instead.

lj7stkok:

Godzilla Poster by EdwardDelandreArt on deviantART